RSL
has fought their fair share of battles
Lumberjack
Recognized Member

Nah we'll say it's Scott's fault.

Hey RSL I'm sorry for keeping you from doing your job for so long earlier today/last night. If the other staff members are angry at you just say that it's Meat Puppet's fault.

guys, martha stewart is my mom, I don't take kindly to people making fun of my mom

Martha Stewart would probably murder him/her.

Someone said they found Martha Stewart very attractive, once, but I think they were joking. That was mean.

Everybody needs to be thought of as a sexy thing once in a while.

Yes I am

Are you glad he thinks you a sexy thing?

I'm glad I helped you believe in miracles!

I believe in miracles since you came along, you sexy thing.