Leeza
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rowr
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The solution is obvious. Pink cement.

Just use cement. No one will know the difference as long as you keep it wet.

White food coloring with a little black?

Not that I can remember. It's been years since I made grey frosting.

Oh, wouldn't that just take the cake.

Pink frosting would also be easier than gray.

Yeah... just an oval cake. If you do it from the front view it might be easier, too.

EDIT: not that I approve of gremlin baiting

I think it will be easy if we cut off the ears, legs, tail and the trunk.

I'll give it a try, too.

Not that I ever eat Lucky Charms anyway, but I sure won't now.

No, I have never made a birthday cake for my own birthday, but I can make a fat elephant cake for your birthday.

You should make a fat elephant cake for your birthday. Do you make you own cakes for your birthday? If you do you should make fat elephant.

They can't be very lucky if their residing in somebody's ass.