yanis
is holding an ORB
fledgling dream

Boy Shakira likes to belly dance.

And you know perfectly well that I would loathe that!

Ahhhh, no, I am just Kokobeenz.

Coco Chanel is to chic for me :3

No, it's not the only song to get by Daath. Just get the whole "The Hinderers" album. It smurfin' rocks.

Thelo na to alaxo tora. Thelo kati pyooooo.....kenouryo. hehehe

Dang Verizon cutting service off.

Berserk time!

10 Ways to Please Your Man
Brought to you by Cosmo Girl and Anaisa's teeth

1. Make him a sandmich.
2. Just do it.
3. Do it now.
4. Act like a ho.
5. Do it.
6. But a lady in public.
7. ...What you thought I was gonna say do it, huh?
8. Well I am.
9. Do it.
10. YAY!

Actually do. That sounds horrifying.

Don't forget the "10 ways to please your man."