oddler
took the door
o double d to the l e r

That's because you haven't seen the inside of my navel. YET.

What’s with all the missing going on these days? It’s pretty much fiction anyway. Nobody really misses anyone ’round these parts... they just say that they do. Why? I dunno. I guess it’s something like, when somebody leaves for a while, it gives another person who hasn’t left an opportunity to gain all sorts of power. When the leaver comes back, the stayer gets pissed off because now its style’s all cramped and this or that. But, you know. I guess people don’t really feel comfortable telling others that they’re pissed to see them (although it is smurfing awesome when people do), so they just make up some damn yarn about missing them and things like that. Who misses things, anyway? I miss morphine, but you don’t see me whining like a little bitch. Ah, well. I can’t, I suppose, complain.

Hang on! I haven't even got the hang of the Mute yet.

(Hello old buddy)

...excellent!

I don't know about you guys but I am stealing this oddler now.

an oddler!? This is getting dangerous!

There is no time for petty crime.

You are slave number eight to my devious plot to leave visitor messages all over EoFF blame Rantzien for your punishment!

A penitentary! Known as "my house" by the brutal warden who inhabits it!

A pen in my house!