oddler
took the door
o double d to the l e r

I bet you have the proportional strength of at least eleven men. At least.

If we've gotta put out, let's do it together.

Hence the Iron E. *tink tink*

But you write in such a small font.

I'm oddler but you can call me Big Fontz.

Don't count your chickens before the cow bells ring.

U'NOTE! Heh, I'm so clever.

I can't go out to the ball game because I've been stabbed

(Bethshoz probably wouldn't think so, Jerimiah)

smurf

To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.

Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.