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took the door
o double d to the l e r

Favorite thing to do in a movie theater? Hm, let's see... Well, I like to avoid the front row because I don't want to break my neck. And I like to avoid the back row because I don't want to get an STD. Then basically, just watch the movie and scowl at anyone who dares to make a sound.

:oscar:

Poifect.

On the new What's That Smell? Jimmy tries to find out what smells like a decaying corpse. Stay tune to find out!

On the new episode of Cops Jimmy's punk ass is busted for serial killing. Stay tune to see the bad boys catch em'!

by giving you two for the price of one

That's no way to be, V Daddy. Let the generosity flow through you like half water. You ain't need a reason.

tries to be generous

Yes. Do you need me to?

Shiny brings warm feelings to my heart. /yoda

Why yes, yes I do! Mr. Sparkle for best wash whites!

By Plasticplay

When you try to smile but you don't succeed
When you get surgery but you still look like a creep
When you feel so fake but it wasn't cheap
Your face is stuck in reverse

And the silicon comes streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love botex but you don't love your waist
Could it be perverse?