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A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

Naw, that guy's fine. I'm talking about the new fella, he always interrupts people and looks like a wannabe Tom Cruise.

Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.

Nothin' on State Farm, yo. That guy has the most punchworthy face I've ever seen.

Are you making fun of my finger or lack thereof?

I'm tryeing! ;-;

Good thing we weren't playing poker, eh?

Oh it happened, and your name isn't actually Jeff. It's Mrs. Haberdasher.

Or should I add it as :proto: yammediately?

What if you're on cruise control and you fall asleep and go into a ditch and get amnesia?