oddler
took the door
o double d to the l e r

Except a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.
Where the mutton is nice and lean. They're so perky. I love that.
But that's not what he said! He clearly said, "To blaive..."
And as we all know to blaive means to bluff so you were probably playing cards and he cheated.

And fire is made from bits and bytes.

Usernotes are made from fire.

@ Rantzien: O.K. Corral.

@ ... Um... Rantzien: It doesn't have the same ring as Arshkabalzk.

@ Cimanim: Yes, I do.

@ Alphabet Soup: Darn straight.

Odd Eye: As good as a robot in winter.

ZOMG! Have a usernote?

Is that a good nickname? Could be shortened, I guess: ISJJJTTJTTJJJ.

... It doesn't work very well, does it?

I said Jiff Joff, a Jiffie to the Jiffie to the Jiff Jiff Joff.

I'm a real dack for not answering you, buddo.

No. Everyone here has my permission to feel free to need to want to call me anything they wish, though.

I know I asked a long time ago, but I want to see if the answer has changed.

Has anyone ever called you 'Jazzy Jeff'?