oddler
took the door
o double d to the l e r

I'm not king of comedy
I'm not your movie screen
I'm not your television

The Prince of Tennis, if you're into specifics.

He's taken by a love called tennis.

True dat.

But I'm already taken.

HEY ODD EYE I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?

The most baffling thing about salmon is how Psy pronounces it.

Same goes for aluminum.

(SPOILER)Out there in Magnificent Britain, they call it aluminium, actually. The extra I explains everything.

(SPOILER)Also, it must be said that there is no I in TEAM. But there is a Me, if you unscramble the word.

Salmon baffles me. The word, that is, not the fish.

In today's user notes, I will be presenting everyone with a colour from wikipedia's list of colours.

For you, oddler, I have chosen:

Salmon

This is because I am sure you like the finer things in life.

I give up.

We got older but we're still young. We never grew out of this feeling that we won't give up.