oddler
took the door
o double d to the l e r

Miss me?

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I think I love you

Dejectedly, oddler waddled back to his lair.

Sweet skulking oddler
You impress us with fireworks
How children love you

oddler is skulking
oddler is lurking
what is his plan
as he bides his time in the shadows

oddler is fearsome
oddler is defiant
what can you do
when oddler comes after you

When you wish upon a star
Doodle doodle doodle dah.

I wish oddler will be my friend.

oddler I'm not one for dilly-dallying so I'll get to the point

Remember to take off your safety helmet when you do so.

Roll down a hill, oddler. Be cautious.