oddler
took the door
o double d to the l e r

Adam Sandler just makes that premise even more ridiculous, to be honest.

Oddler = odder = otter and Otters are win so this makes you win

Oh Jeffery (you win) no. Why? That song... Why?

Agreed.

Jeff
Eric

DAMMIT!

oddler oddler where you gonna go
i think it's time you know
that you can't match my flow
so sit back enjoy the show
can you stop this ? no
can't keep up even if I go slow
oddler oddler in a ball of woe
hide your shame, son, stay low
smurf the pain away with a cheap ho
oddler oddler where you gonna go

It would seem we're at an impasse then, sir. We both know each others names. How do you propose we settle this?

It is? Well your name is Jeff!

Drop and give me infinity!

You were Major Payne.

Whatever I said

Whatever I did

I DIDN'T MEAN IT