oddler
took the door
o double d to the l e r

I ply my trade as a Jironalist currently, though who knows what the future holds!

I'm torn between excitement and abhorrence.

Creep! *covers them up*

Pepper spray stings like a thousand tiny wasps on fire stabbing into you. Or so I've been told. A Dancer, I am not. I am a Red Mage, good sir, for I have a wide variety of skills but few that I excel in.

The Greatest Oddler.

Forwards, not backwards, upwards, not forwards, always twirling, twirling into something something I forget the quote.

I see your c and raise you a z, you see.

no need for that sort of souping

Up in whom? Beyonce or... ohhh I see.

I have a hot pocket right here.

The breakfast one.