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We're toony we're all alittle loony!

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Love you my Squishy BoB!

I think that it is really great that you spend so much time doing things for EoFF. For example, the Ciddies. You put in so much effort, and it's all for nothing. I think that is really amazing! You're a really nice guy, too!

Merry Christmas, BoB!

"Greetings." said the clerk. "And welcome to Daniel Town. Please, follow me to the nearest hotel."

It's a well known fact that Daniel Town is by far the nicest town in the whole of Eizon, and is famed for it's seemingly infinite amount of clerks to take you pretty much anywhere you need to go. But it wasn't always like this, my friend. Oh no. Let me tell you, friend, what Daniel Town used to be like before the Hero appeared.

In these modern times, many of the things I'm about to tell you may seem absurb. The history of Daniel Town has turned into myth, unfortunately, and I'm the only one still living who can remember the Dark Days.

The old Vicken ruler Sandrobar hated everything. No really, he killed anyone who spoke to him, he burnt the eyes out of anyone who looked at him, and he even cut off his own testicles just because he thought they heard too much. He ruled with a delciously metaphorical iron fist, and the whole of Daniel Town (previously known as CRAPLAND!!!!!) was in perpetual fear. One stormy December night, however, a great man, with arms like girders, legs like tree trunks, and the hair of a Greek god walked into Sandrobar's Great House, and demanded that he left.

"I DEMAND THAT YOU LEAVE!" the Hero roared.
"RREEEEEEHHAHAHAHAHAEEEEEE! NEVER!" replied Sandrobar. The Hero had never encountered anyone who stood up to him, but before he could thrust his mighty pike into the heart of this idiotic fiend, his faithful (if not slightly loopy) chocobo had pounced on Sandrobar and ripped his face off!
"KWEH!" it cried with great anger. "KWEH KWEH KWEH K-KWEH!"
Eventually, once Sandrobar was completely skinless, the chocobo stopped.
"Hmm...though I would have preferred t odo that myself....." said the Hero afterwards. "Nice work, BoB."
"Kweh!" squarked BoB, lovingly.

As the Hero walked on his jolly way to see the Mayor of CRAPLAND!!!!! (who had just been appointed, seconds after Sandrobar's death), he found himself unknowing of the route.
"Hello." He said to a passing stranger. "My name's Quin, what's yours?"
"Daniel." said Daniel.
"Hello Daniel. That's a nice little kitten. What's she called?"
"Daniel." said Daniel.
"Oh.......Right.....Anyhoo, could you point me in the direction of the Mayor's office?"
"Daniel." Said Daniel, and he pointed to his right.

Quin burst through the Mayor's office doors and shouted:
"I HAVE SLAIN THE FOUL SANDROBAR!"
"Yes we know. Cheers." said the Mayor. "We're very appreciative, and we would like to name our new town after you. Tell me, great Hero, what is your name?"
"Oh, just ask that Daniel fellow outside. I told him it."

Now you may be thinking "I thought the place was called Daniel Town?". And you'd be right. It is, and the reason is thus:
That "Daniel fellow outside" was actually the village retard, and couldn't actually say anything other than "Daniel". Had Quin known this, he would've told the nice Mayor his name, but of course he didn't. When the Mayor asked Daniel what the Hero was called, Daniel replied "Daniel", and so the town was forever called Daniel Town, and was forever known as the nicest place ever. The townsfolk liked this, because they hated not being nice, because it reminded them of Sandrobar.


That day was what is known today as Christmas Day, and the old Hero Quin felt pleased that he had given them such a fantastic freedom. Though I am still a little pissed that it's not called Quin Town, even after all these centuries.....


MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU COMPLETELY INSANE, VICKEN FACE-RIPPING CHOCOBO SIDEKICK!

You saved me from being banned by merging my account! THANK YOU!!!! From the day you helped me with my Ciddies question, you've become my favourite admin along with Kishi.

Have a nice day!

Just some X-Mas cheer for everyone's favorite kiwi! Take care man, and keep up the good work! You saved me from bastardizing my username, and always seem to have interesting LJ articles (In spite of the fact that I rarely comment...) Oh, and your Mum RAWKS!

Take care man!

Hey BoB. How do you do it? You are so efficient at work, and still have time to pretty much manage EoFF (plus a bunch of other forums) in every way, put up with a girlfriend, and watch plenty of sport . You seem to have one of the more hectic of lives, and yet you manage to control it very smoothly. I admire someone who can do that, because it certainly isn't easy. I have half as much stuff to do as you and still manage to crumble beneath it. You always go the extra mile for us with the Ciddies twice a year, the elections, managing all the stats, keeping the forums running smoothly and a ton of stuff we probably don't even know about. Good job mate, keep up the great work, We really appreciate it.

Oh, and thank you for introducing me to Jars of Clay. They are wonderful.

You're a very nice friend, along with a helpful, funny, crazy, and silly one! You help me when I feel sad and you provide me with lots of good music, and more importantly, good advice and laughs! Thanks also for all the stuff you get Award Guy to do on EoFF for us, like the Ciddies.

hey man...keep it up...say hi to AG...
tell him to get me the number of that sexy award lady...

AGios...