So go post in his user notes and tell him you love him back.
When corncracker says hate he truly means love. He LOVES you man. Like a brotha.
I notice.... hmmmmm
Corncracker STILL hates you! Mm mm that's some good hatin'
I still hate you
*stalks*
Your User Note virginity belongs to ME! This means I own your soul by the way. In a year when you discover these are here I expect you to do as I command.