41-Inches-Wide
has become well known in these parts!
Add Me to Your Mana Pool

There’s shouting in the background. What is its purpose, you weep?
There isn’t a purpose. They are all doomed... sure, you could argue that the shouting is to attract help, but nobody is going to help them. Nobody can help them. Why waste your last moments of life shouting, when nobody who can hear it cares? There is no purpose.

Yes I would! May I?

I hope you don't graduate!

What is this "GPS" you speak of?

Yesterday I received a basket full of baked goods. Said basket was unmarked and appeared on my front door. Each and every item was delicious. You're a good stalker <3

Alpha 5.

Has anyone ever said "Ai yai yai" to you?

Too bad some guy at the bus shelter already spoiled the ending for me.

That’s like a spoiler right there.

OUCH! 41 said as she stumbled like the clumsy clutz she is waking sweet and peaceful 12 from "his" slumber

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM! 12 yelled and rightfully so

I'm sorry 12 I heard a rooster coul and so I though I'd wake up 41 replied

You - heard - a - rooster?.. 12 remarked

but a rooster there was as it couled again. and so 12 and 41 rushed out of there tent to find that a passing caravan decided to make camp right where they were sleeping- what luck!

they enter the large tent and behold a feast like no other fruits, water aplenty, belly dancers erotic male and woman! It was to much that the short sighted 41 couldn't help her self but rush over and stuff her face like a pig before being thumpered on her head by 12 YOU IDIOT THATS NOT OUR FOOD!