No, because whatever I changed it to would not be approved of by you.
The effort isn't really on your part but on mine anyway, as I'm the one who will be doing the changing!
You do realise this is going to end poorly, don't you?
Sweet, I've got diplomatic immunity!
Hey Triple F your face is like a flying saucer. Was that offensive?
There needs to be a manual for this sort of thing.
Please provide me with an example of words that hurt.
Was that one of those times?
You're an odd lady. A very odd lady. I wonder if you are a human at all!
You evidently do.