f f freak
is holding an ORB

For liking Gordon Brown. Is there a better reason?

that was kind of weird as I only just came back online myself you are a creepy stalker

I guess I banned that Gordon Brown guy?

I will think of you ceaselessly until you return. Or until the next shiny object distracts me. Whichevs.

You have truly earned the "freak" part of your name. That is ridiculously impressive and/or crazy.

smurf yes, you are a god damn heroine and I demand statues be built in your honour.

...also, have you not been to bed yet?

'cause we're best buddies!

Large and hairy.

I don't think I gave the impression that I was enjoying said mental image.

Thanks for the mental image.

You're excused. Just... try not to let it happen again.

I hope he also doesn't mind the smell.