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is holding an ORB

You're a tough lady to please, FFF.

Uh... he has... a nose?

He's oiled, hairy and he's ready for you. What more could a girl want?

All's fair in love and internet perversion.

I'm really only saying this so he'll be all like "HEY!!!! I AM NOT!!!!" and then we'll have caught him red handed. Or is that... white handed.

(too far?)

You can always take a shower. I'm sure Proto and his telescope would be grateful! MMMMMMMMMMBRRRRRRRRR! (this is the noise he would make)

When you think that they're our worst, like, too bad even for Britain, it's mind-boggling.

Also Agent Proto is reading our entire VM conversation right now. He may or may not be dressed only in a pair of sodden grey underpants and rubbing his nipples provocatively whilst squealing as he does this.

He recently tried to do a clapping push up, and he fell and disclocated his jaw. Because he is a tremendous ponce.

If you tell her that "the cake is a lie" is not funny she will spend six days flipping out on you and insulting you for being European.

Mitsuru-sempai!