f f freak
is holding an ORB

This breaks my heart. I was so looking forward to finally having a.... friend

Alright, who do you want me to sass first?

I like it when I am wrong. If you're that bored, then, add my gamertag and I'll soundly defeat you at a game of your (read: my) choosing.

Games? The plot thickens. I have a sinking suspicion you're a PS3 kind of person and not a 360 fan though.

I'm sorry, my outrage at you failing to enjoy the delicious creation that is chocolate outweighed my desire to poke fun at you for being a lady of negotiable affection.

I hope you would at least use the money to buy chocolate, although I have a horrible feeling that you will say that you don't.

I'm all... owl... baby.

Yeah, I think so. You gonna eat a lot of chocolate?

I'm used to hearing that from you.

(DO YOU GET IT? IT'S A SEX JOKE! HA HA HA! I know you like having jokes explained to you and all)

I am disappointed that didn't earn me a condescending remark. You're cute when you're all grumpy at me.

As I recall, fff, you messaged me at the same time I messaged you. You chose me as much as I chose you.

If I'd only permaban you when you start to win, then I guess I wouldn't have to permaban you at all!

Are you sure? Can't we settle this with a good ol' fashioned duel to the death?