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is holding an ORB

Is pretty much anyone needs to say to become my soulmate forever.

Congratulations/comiserations as appropriate!

I'm glad you resisted the urge to post that tired old meme.

That you dream about me at all is cute

Preaching to the converted. Whatever your fantasies about me are, they are sadly not true.

it was either that or a series of gaudy hair scrunchies. I'm sorry if your scrunchiest agenda makes you have sickening perversions about stuffed hippos, but some of us can look at said creatures without having to give it one.

Anything that leads to a stuffed hippo does not suck.

You can go to the nice lady behind the counter who has an array of fabulous prizes. Just like in an arcade.

(I chose a stuffed hippo )

I think you're making this a lot more complicated than it actually is.

That, my dear, is entirely up to you.

Oh, alright, you can have six bonus points. Use them wisely.