scrumpleberry
is a rookie adventurer
VICIOUS GEEK SOOT~ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

Oh, that's right. I forgot about the Internet.

The downside is the story would probably be outlawed in every country except The Netherlands. Even there you'd probably have to go to some weird old dude in an alley in the red light district to find a copy of the story.

Mrs. Weasley stopped, noticing the crack in the door to Hermione's bedroom, where Hermione was undressing...

Yes, just pour Scrumpleberry's blood into a beer, and enjoy.

Is there such a thing as scrumplebeer?

Now you've confused me. >:-(

Yes! But I'm still not gonna stand up and walk out!

I'd sit down and listen to the entire song

Sergent Fartman's brain has left the building. 0=-)