scrumpleberry
is a rookie adventurer
VICIOUS GEEK SOOT~ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

Scrumpleberry sits in the old scrump tree,
scrumpling all the scrumpleberries it can see.

Potions taste like crap, and you have to drink so many of them...

I'm thinking of starting up a helmet shop, and I'm currently investigating for potential customers, and you seem like a likely lass!

I'll help myself to your vittels then.

I need to check your vitals.

Some mama's boy with a black cape destroyed it.

The inn won't let me in anymore. Apparently you're not supposed to have sex when other people are in your party.

Hi scrumple do you like helmets?

I think someone stabbed me earlier, my intestines keep slipping out.

W-w-w-walnut?