scrumpleberry
is a rookie adventurer
VICIOUS GEEK SOOT~ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

That's why you need Death Insurance.

You won't last one millenium.

Thanks anyway for the blood cookie, but I'm trying to quit at the moment. My psychologist says I have an unheathly addiction to blood, even for a vampire. I've got myself a self-help book and I'm going cold turkey. Wish me luck.

Are there websites that cater for this fetish? :O_O:

No, seriously, what's up with you and Cookies. Is it a fetish...?

I was marooned once. Not a happy day

Tell your little friend that, when picking out a vampire cape, don't choose black with red lining. It's FAR too stereotypical. I recommend a very dark blue colour- so it creates the illusion of black, but you'll be working around night-time anyway, so no one will notice- and make sure it has MAROON lining. Maroon. You have no idea how many people don't follow instructions when I say maroon.

The rich call it scrumpleberry preserve, but who cares what they think?

I think I'll have some scrumpleberry jam on ma toast. Ya, that's what I'll have

i ate the wife