scrumpleberry
is a rookie adventurer
VICIOUS GEEK SOOT~ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

Oh, I'm sorry

Who lives in a berry tree in Eng-er-land?
SCRUM-PLE-BER-RY

Well if it isnt the BERRY OF DEATH

It reads waaay as opposed to weight. I'm extremely waaaaaay according to my scales.

Mine does the opposite. Must be brokeded @_#

Well they were going to fry them but they were watching their weight.

It was. Until the ukulele went extinct from poachers.

Twang twang twang twang

In case you didn't know, that's a guitar going there -_-

How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away.......with mind bullets!

Pokedoodledoodex

A new species made when a Pokedex was bitten by a radioactive Rooster.