scrumpleberry
is a rookie adventurer
VICIOUS GEEK SOOT~ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

I'll need my pokedex for this one!

It involved a pot of tea and a double barreled rocket launcher with side mounted pot plant holders growing mushrooms with Barney the dinosaur warmers. Plus I was wearing my signature Robocop ovenmits. Nothing could touch me

Some famous guy. He's dead now!

Well well well, the pink elephant trick again. I've thwarted many pink elephants on my journeys little missy!

SCRUMPLE!!!

You know what the wise ones say right? It's not the title that honors the man, it's the man that honors the title!

Well, only for you!

I wouldn't want to break your hand like that.

Because the closer you are, the easier it is to make physical contact.

Come here, babe!