scrumpleberry
is a rookie adventurer
VICIOUS GEEK SOOT~ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

So the dead people are gutted that my friend's story wasn't true, yeah? Have I got it?

That's their problem.

the phrasing didnt work how i planned it cause strikouts arent allowed in UNs. the 'loss' was meant to be struck out

Yes~

I'm older and bigger than you., but let's not go there. I'd never hit a girl even if she hit me first.

Im sorry for your loss...er...scrumple

If you were a guy I'd kick your ass.

le swoooooooooooooosh~

how does one scrumple a berry anyway?

That's just mean