Dynast-Kid
is holding an ORB
IF I WERE A BOY~

Staple it to my skin? That sounds quite painful...

And that porn offer had better be a good one.

You better staple that handle rope to your skin just to be sure.

Oh my, your new location will only get you rumors whispered behind your back (and at least 1 porn offer).

Oh my...

I'm gonna have to start buying this kind of soap.

For your own safety, you shouldn't drop soap around me

O rly?

This is what I meant to drop.

I thought you were dropping soap, but instead I just got large red text

Solid...proof?

Uhhh...Ummm...Errr...

*Drops*

I need solid proof to back-up such a wild claim.

O rly?

Well sometimes, I like to type with my toes. Like so:

v cvfvgvfv c vggty6fgtuy7 bfnngtngyhyhujyhyhhffgfvc v vhgcc vyhgfgfyugikugfhoh6dsfvxcv

I don't remember ever saying I had arms in the first place. (I type with my nose)