Dynast-Kid
is holding an ORB
IF I WERE A BOY~

Here's mine!

Mugged, raped and shot by midget street gang.
You thought they were cute. You just wanted to meet one, to let him know you feel his pain, to tell him to keep fighting the good fight. What you got instead was ambushed by a horde of them. They took your shoes, your watch, your jewelry and your money. A few of them held you down. They were incredibly strong! Some of them kicked and beat you while others inserted things much larger than you would expect a midget's penis to be into your rectum. You bled profusely. And after they were done with you, they tagged you (Southside Midgie Crew) and mercifully ended the indignity by bustin' a cap in your ass, beeyotch.

Starvation by way of very large tapeworm.
It's growing inside you even as you read this. It's hunger cannot be sated. I hear that starvation is one of the most painful ways to die, but that isn't the ultimate indiginity. Once you have expired, the tapeworm will eat its way out of you, consume any evidence of your murder, and live on in the outside world. . . as you! Your lucky numbers are 2, 76, and 106.

My Science teacher warned me about those tapeworms recently.

That's funny LoonyBeaver!

I got "You will masturbate to death" Please let that happen.

I was Mugged,Raped,and Killed by a Midget Street Gang...

Oreos taught me that double is always double the fun. Or was that gum. Well, whatever.

More double intendres!

By twinkies she actually means pickles.

Oooh!Doule Intendre!

LoonyBeaver loves him some twinkies.