Goldenboko
has evolved into ULTROS
Gold is the new black

"After days of journeying through the tremendous jungle known as General Chat, Goldenboko stopped to rest at a large waterfall. He thrust his head towards the water, gulping down as much of the refreshing crystal blue water he could. Suddenly, he heard a strange thud behind him. He turned and saw that he was facing straight into the jagged maw of a fearsome skwiwoo (a now extinct form of giant squirrel). The skwiwoo raised it's large tail and swung it, Goldnboko barely dodging. The skwiwoo then leapt into the air, then slammed down hard against the jungle floor, shaking the entire General Chat Forum. Still, Goldenboko stood his ground. He dodged each swipe of the skwiwoo's claws, and countered each kick of it's large hindlegs. The skwiwoo started to grow weary and leapt to the top of a high tree, hoping to regain its strength. The Goldenboko took this opprotunity to make his move. He ran over to the base of the tree, and with all of his might, he kicked, snapping the tree in two. The tree then collapsed, cushing the skwiwoo with brutal force. Thus, the 2nd miracle of the Goldenboko was accomplished, defeating the fearsome skwiwoo."
-Book of EoFF Lore, paragraph 914

Well, you have a tough road ahead of you.

Seeing as I, Goldenboko lived through all of this, I am not worried!

"The witch cackled her hideous witch laughter. With each thunderous bellow of her silky voice, the mountain shook. The Goldenboko (The texts alter the mythic being's name for an unknown reason) pleaded with the witch, begging for just one taste of her tantalizing spread. She looked down at him, pity glazing her eyes, and struck a deal: If he journeyed to the Root Beer Forum (the archaic name for the Art Forum), and retrieve the mystic Stone of Marick, she would hand over the meal. Overcome with lust for the meal, he ran down the face of a mighty precipice (one of the 12 miracles of the Goldnboko), and headed south towards the desolate and arid land known as the Root Beer Forum."
-Book of EoFF Lore, paragraph 913

*licks*

I can feel the tension in the air rising...

I was the jury!

Wait, what?! What happened to a jury and all that stuff?

Sure...

I convicted you guilty of making me cry!
You ain't so innocent now!

... I did nothing!!

:kaocry: