BardTard
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I junctioned your GF ;)

i actually nearly burned down my appartment when the electricity was off and we had to use candles

burns marks are still on the table

u are the one that wants to play with ritual fires

Ha-HA! Jokes on your, CANDY DEMON! I have no candy!

if i dont, u might burn down EoFF

I'm convinced you still are. No offence.

I posteth thee a usernote because of thy loveth for thee

I broke my mum's computer once. I didn't really, but she was convinced I was the Devil and my evil aura had caused the fan to overheat. Not that she new about fans or anything. She just saw smoke + boy = boy's fault. Man, was that funny.

No. No, it wasn't.

Oh right, fair enough. It's totally understandable.

How was the porn?

Oh right, fair enough. It's totally understandable.

How was the porn?

MINE!!!

my my arent we possesive

no need to fret.. she's all yours

try to keep the ritiual fires away from her though