Felix ftw
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
Twas a Brillig!
They're actually demi-perpetual illusions sent down from the interstellar alien God,Cthulu,who wants you to teach him Polish! ...And I had no idea you were a Lewis Carroll fan!
In fact, these aren't even usernotes.
Don't listen. This is the real first usernote.
Remember this user note as the first one you've ever received... Or else *cracks whip*