There was once a kid called Decessus that is lonely and hungry.
Hi! My name is Pontus and I'm a whore.
Har har.
Keep on hoping, and... Uh... Something... I don't know where I was going with this.
Oh. I hope I get one of those.
You seem to be mistaken. I've had better usernote-days.
You seem to be getting more usernotes lately.
LOL, PSYDEKICK NUMBER 2.
Are you gonna take that from a little boy?
Get along, little doggy.