Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

Specialises in lower back pain and splinters from trowel handles.

it's the diggy diggy doctor!

DUDE, I know! He makes me feel so unloved

Isn't it extremely dangerous to eat a food you're allergic to? xD

In the name of God and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

Thank you! Although I don't remember putting it up there

Meh.. not very well lately.

Thanks for asking though

Why do you deserve to live?

You're not Princess Consuela Bananahammock. Own up already.

lol, I just used the hoe joke in a thread and was wondering where else I'd written it recently.

Also, OMG YOU'RE THE WIZARD QUEEN! I'm the Lizard Queen!