Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

Smoking is bad for you. Unless you smoke weed.

Try getting addicted to smoking. It's not as easy as it used to be, but still a good place to start for beginners.

Best of luck to you. I really hope you manage.

Maybe you should try replacing blood with another addiction less hazardous to the environment - like yoga.

Or chocolate.

Hello? Is this thing on? Come in Dr.Acula! There's a disturbance in the force and it's not doing much for the wallpaper!!!

Yeah, don't eat a sugar fried Eileen, that's fer sure.

... Eat a sugar fried oreo! :O

As a vampire, you seem to be in a good position to answer the burning question:

What is "Bram" short for?

He says thanks a lot. He's gonna be shopping for one downtown in the blood-market around eleven on saturday night.

For all your help:



One of them has my blood in

There's also such a thing as gravity. Can you believe it? I sure can't. I always thought it was either a rumor spread by the GF critics or a scheme by Lord Voldemort.

Thanks a million! Yeah, it was a nice surprise

But aack! The staff n00bs have to work, can you believe it ? :rolleyes2

Cruelty to vegetables.