Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

Have you ever tried deep fried oreos?

GWEE!

CHOCOLATE FOR YOU AND FOR ME!

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Or pillow stuffer. I've always wondered how much they get payed in that line of work.

Disgruntled does sound better, I could always change it to doctor or psychiatrist

Smoking is bad for you. Unless you smoke weed.

Try getting addicted to smoking. It's not as easy as it used to be, but still a good place to start for beginners.

Best of luck to you. I really hope you manage.

Maybe you should try replacing blood with another addiction less hazardous to the environment - like yoga.

Or chocolate.

Hello? Is this thing on? Come in Dr.Acula! There's a disturbance in the force and it's not doing much for the wallpaper!!!

Yeah, don't eat a sugar fried Eileen, that's fer sure.

... Eat a sugar fried oreo! :O

As a vampire, you seem to be in a good position to answer the burning question:

What is "Bram" short for?