Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

Gotta love a woman with low expectations xD

I've accidentally stayed up watching Breaking Bad clips.

I promise I will wake up before 8pm.

Well, you're in for a treat xD

I think I'm going to collapse into bed now though and sleep forever

I look like if Bono was objectively even worse.

You'll see them in their full glory tomorrow, don't you worry,

Try to keep your senses.

Don't judge me but I am the new proud owner of some thick red tinted glasses to help with my screen time.

It's either this or prostitution, so...

This is very true. I recall the special extra heavy SPF INIFINITY sun cream and the myriad lobsters boys and girls lolloping around.

Oh bud, don't get me started on paleness.

You could strap me shirtless to a cliffside under a full moon and I could guide ships to safe harbour by wiggling my hips, I'm so pasty white. xD

I'unno, Irish people are famously sexy sooo...

Having said that, I've met some absolute potato heads, so there are exceptions.

I do frequently joke that you can always tell where a person's from by their face, and there's a unique form of smurf ugly in the English genes