Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

The actual smurf

Look, you know what? Can't even be angry about that one. Sometimes it's just nice to be taken care of.

You have a doctor fixation.

oh god it's just barbie girl on repeat

Not gonna lie, dancing around and singing merry songs sounds kinda fun....

Dr. Assula?

It's a conspiracy! The Gratitude Gremlins are trying to take over our minds!

Need to get you a nickname. Imma start calling you Bethany.

Gratitude journalling is genuinely scientifically proven to measurably improve mental well-being, which is honestly frustratingly simple. xD

Who needs goats in pjs when I get all the seratonin I need from you calling me pissboy. xD

This is fair. That's why you gotta do daily gratitude journalling! Have a little notebook and write 1 big thing, 1 small thing, and 1 event that you're grateful for, erryday

I googled it. It worked. Instant smile. <3

Bahaha don't I know it. The world is disinterestedly cruel and beautiful.

Do you want a Goat Revolution? Because that's how you get a Goat Revolution.

It averages out to 0.91 humiliating defeats every waking minute.