Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

DUDE DON'T EVEN- THAT SOUNDS AMAZING

That puts me at about 1-10,000,000 vs the World, so....

Sweet, lemme get the paperwork. Pretty sure you just signed your life away, but it's gucci.

Sad to hear, but I am going to have to consider this a win for me. 1-0, g-ma; what else you got?

Hey, if you're willing to work, I'll sponsor your emigration out this way. You can take care of the chickens and goats. xD

Confirmed badass. I want to challenge her to a duel.

Yah. Call me crazy but, given recent troutiness of governments and supply chain issues leading to rising costs, I'm wanting to live closer to the ground and have full control of my own supply chain. Plus it's nice and quiet when you have 30 acres to yourself.

A flintlock?! Your nan was aware of modern weaponry, right? xD

She sounds insanely rad as hell.

I'm planning on living in the countryside with my own little homestead within the next 4 years, so I figure I should learn.

lol wtf holy trout tell me more about your billy badass grandma xD

I keep meaning to go shooting with my mate. There's a gun club and range just up the road from me, and I figure I should learn the skill and learn to hunt and such too.

Well trout, that's a hell of a reason for me to visit New Zealand again. I love sensible gun laws!

just rob a bankkkkkkk

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Bahaha you trade one demon for another.

Ah, yeah, I'm not much of a city lover either. Apart from Paris, natch.

I've only ever seen Cuneo in Italy, but I'd love to check it out proper.