Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

It is! I love mead. You like honey? You like booze? Boom, here's a treat for ye!

I'm so impatient to get to the consumption, mind: actually fermenting it all is torture.

I make mead! You should visit and I shall ply you with many variations; my metheglin is basically done, and I'll be putting on a cyser, a traditional sweet, and a summer berry melomel over the next couple weeks that'll all be very drinkable by summer.

I mean, hey, you make do with what you can and that sounds pretty dope given your limitations. You pass.

I love it. I had three bottles of mead, and it was delicious. What game you on? I recently started MGSV, which is my first Metal Gear game. Is fun! I also recently finished Inscryption, and it was DOPE.

NEVER. I WILL BECOME SEXY.

Mmmm... glorious pizza. I want pizza now, god damn it. What pizza you get? (our friendship depends on you getting the right answer)

My roommate returned from his hometown Christmas Eve to ensure I wasn't alone for Christmas, which was really lovely of him. We had a dinner with our friend that Eve, then Christmas Day proper I ate leftovers, messaged family, had a call with sister, then roomie and I took mushrooms and watched The Night Before. It was a very pleasant day, overall.

I've put on, like, 3lbs over the past 2 weeks, mind xD

Did you do anything, get anything, eat anything?

MERRY CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSS

i'm outside your house right now. get your boxing gloves on and let's smurfen goooooooooooooooo

Boom! Look at that; I remembered something!

What were you studying again? My memory is pulling linguistics, but I can't remember if that was specifically it or if it were only tangentially related.

It's completely understandable. Everything I do in life I do for increasing my EoFF status.

Oh yeah, you're smurfed.

Cool that you're becoming an actual Dr. Acula, though! That's worth any amount of money, surely?!