Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

IS LALA CELEBRATING NOW!? PRESENTATION IS OVER!!

I tired. But my soul can't be cleansed. It is tainted with his trout.

Also an absolute banger. Can tell you're a word person.

But he is poo that turned sentient. You will be absorbing poo.

Holy trout, that's so good. Absolute chef's kiss.

An abject failure propped up by wealthy neighbours?

Or you need to eat more to have more energy to do your work!

I can't write. Never learned. Can't even spell. What even am I typing right now?

Oh dear!! Maybe you need to lock all your games in the closet to minimise distraction!

I've been exceptionally lazy at work and I very need to not be lazy at work right now.