Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

Nobody does shoddy pun-based name changes? I suppose that's something to be proud of.

Aren't eye tests free every two years.

They aren't that expensive, are they?

Haha can't argue with that! But I like to think that they were at least similar enough that nobody got confused about my identity (Batman).

Couple of months? Is that really what you people thought of me?

I changed once a year! Always on the same day! My join date.

I know. These people are demented. How could they hate a name like Flambard D'Quinceteth?!

Though now Del and Leeza aren't running the show. Now I have Psy and Rantzien! Maybe I could start afresh?

I'm not allowed to change my name anymore haha.

I think I need to get a test soon, now I think about it.

Just because I have glasses

Yeah, now I am Crap Bag. Forename "Crap", surname "Bag".