Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

Or you need to eat more to have more energy to do your work!

I can't write. Never learned. Can't even spell. What even am I typing right now?

Oh dear!! Maybe you need to lock all your games in the closet to minimise distraction!

I've been exceptionally lazy at work and I very need to not be lazy at work right now.

How is your presentation going btw?

Lots of work work work work work?

Quins are infesting my toilet, LALA. It refuses to leave.

That's the exact same reason I eat people.

You're a Kiwi; you would say that.

Lamb's liver, for real, though.

the only things using twitter are whales, cows, and sheep, duh. you have to pick your poison, and I prefer milk and cheese to mutton and ambergris.