Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

'Ello too

We talk too much about sugar. ARE WE SUGAR MANIACS?

Tragic parentheses.

I know where Wellsford is. There is a place... called the Well or something, and there is a McDonald’s in it. And a Long John Silvers or whatever. My grandparents and I would often stop by there on our way up north, to a bach they own in Tinopai. Now who’s up for naming obscure towns in the loneliness of New Zealand? Me. I also passed through it a few years ago, whilst on my way to some field in which I would spend New Year eve. I nodded at a man as I passed through the intersection (or whatever). I wasn’t driving, though... Matt was! And Jason was in the front seat. Anyway, we stopped in that town... the one with all the lights? Perhaps you know its name. It is norther of Wellsford... I think. Spent the night on a field there. It sucked. There were tents and some people slept in their cars. I was a tenter, and half of it collapsed during the night. Not my half, thankfully. Prior to that, there was a fire, which was also boring. Some moron redneck talked about how he would look at the sky and see UFOs. He actually saw one that night, but the general consensus was that it was a satellite. But who know? Perhaps it was some unearthly being spying on us, and was quite furious that we had discovered its plans. We also ate frankfurters, but someone forgot to buy the buns (again, me).

Is this something you'd be willing to discuss?

I want to suck you're blood.

Yeah, Dr. Phil alternates. Check in on tuesday, he should be at Oprah's.

What a coincidence, I'm wearing new skin today.

I though he was at Oprah's?

Shiny's.