Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

I skipped out on mine. Never cared for ceremony.

I was only joking!

Wow, actually, that sounds really despressed. xD

The man in the mirror repeatedly says the same thing to me. But for some reason he's always crying?

Glad you are feeling good about it.

You'd make a wonderful gravedigger. Which is useful.

Because I am going to murder you.

Oh wow, well congratulations!

Yes. Dig that hole deeper.

Into my heart.

Could be better to some degree but I'm taking most of it in stride. No reason to get upset over little things.

How are you doing?

Y'know, we had something. Nice lass, funny, creative, a bit weird. The perfect type for a long and life-enriching friendship.

That's done now. Don't call this number again.