You gotta make sure people know what they're getting into, right? lol we both know you still don't have any friends <3 The good news is my memory is terrible, so I've forgotten half of what I know and the other half I can't recall how I know it, so it's untrustworthy.
Honey, I am the Ren Faire right now! Because I'm riddled with syphilis and cholera. Yeah, I was scoping those out recently, too! 200xs were some fun years, huh? God, we're so old now.
That is an outrageous and wildly inflammatory claim.... That my umbrage at might hold more credibility if I wasn't currently bottling 20 litres of mead. xD
Hey, I never asked for this! I woke up one morning and was a changed man. It originally said "A pint of Quinness", so I asked to have it capitalised, at which point (pissboy) was justly added. xD
Yeah, that sounds about right. xD
How does one accidentally involve oneself in a protest? :joy:
Englishwomen, conversely, are spawned to adulthood and crawl out the Thames, spreading across the lands like a fungus. It is a very strange land.
Thank god I was never a youth. All Englishmen are born fully matured, dressed in a tuxedo, and our first words are "Apologies for the inconvenience, mother."
Bahaha I carved out two hours for "Nap" recently. Not the most productive I think you're doing something right if your younger version would be horrified, tbh. Unless you're, like, genociding or something, I suppose. But my point is young people are stupid.
Bahaha I'm the exact opposite! "oh trout time moves mercilessly on and i'm another step closer to everything ending; have I done enough? Have I lived today?" Yes! Please do! Always love a bit of the old langy-wage.
time for 2nd chances
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