Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

Apart from all the lies and omissions, yes!

Only dishonest if people know about it, right?

Look at you, all fancy with your pearls!

The only pearls I have are of wisdom, and they're bootleg as hell.

trout smurf bitch bastard

And now we know.

Yeah, the trout half. ;-)

I honestly don't know the last time I enjoyed a AAA game xD

It was just the same open world timesink wankery that AAA games tend to have nowadays. There were good bits, but the whole is always less than the parts.

Haha possibly. The sword and board and big boi two hander are frustrating as piss.

Ooh noice. I only like Origins; couldn't stand 2 and on.

I still need to buy it on PC. I don't recall there being much in the way of monotonous hackery and slashery, but there's always a chance of rose tinted goggles!

What's your go to absolute must play game?

It's so goooooood! Genuinely in my top 5-10 of the past decade. What didn't you like about it?

Was it the absolutely top tier trash story and pacing? xD

I have bought Dragon's Dogma four separate times.