Dr. Acula
is a Level 1 Squire
Born to be mild

Damn straight.

(that was legit going to be my punchline but you stole my joke from me, you thieving thief)

There is only one acceptable reason for staying up late and that is not it.

aw bud, you GATTA get that good sleep in

I've taken to sacrificing mostly everything for good sleep, and every single facet of my life has improved as a consequence xD

You gotta make sure people know what they're getting into, right?

lol we both know you still don't have any friends <3

The good news is my memory is terrible, so I've forgotten half of what I know and the other half I can't recall how I know it, so it's untrustworthy.

Honey, I am the Ren Faire right now! Because I'm riddled with syphilis and cholera.

Yeah, I was scoping those out recently, too! 200xs were some fun years, huh? God, we're so old now.

That is an outrageous and wildly inflammatory claim....

That my umbrage at might hold more credibility if I wasn't currently bottling 20 litres of mead. xD

Hey, I never asked for this! I woke up one morning and was a changed man.

It originally said "A pint of Quinness", so I asked to have it capitalised, at which point (pissboy) was justly added. xD

Yeah, that sounds about right. xD

How does one accidentally involve oneself in a protest? :joy:

Englishwomen, conversely, are spawned to adulthood and crawl out the Thames, spreading across the lands like a fungus.

It is a very strange land.