The Devil Man
is holding an ORB
Banned

Did ya have to read my usernotes page by page to find out that that was my shortest usernote ever?

Originally Posted by Mr. Clean

The most charismathic poster to ever step foot on my computer screen that´s what you are!

*seconds that*

What kind of problems? Yeah, I know the guy, he seems alright. But I am willing to cut off all contact with him if he's being really... weird, to say the least. Perhaps we could take this to PM. :P

Yes, I was yuna_elena! I've been Shauna for almost a year now, but yeah, I was yuna_elena. Who was the guy, and who's the friend? I don't remember everyone who contacted me when I was yuna_elena. :P

Originally Posted by Devil Man

I could have SWORN I posted in your user notes

Lemme go check your Pages. I am sure of it!

[Several moments passed as he carefully checked all of the Thunder God's usernotes, searching for the very evidence he needed to prove his given usernote]

Here is the evidence I posted in your User Notes a long, long time ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away!

Conclusive Evidence of Devil Man's User Notage for his Good Friend Vincent Thunder God

It's about half-way down!

See! I DID Note ya!

[Meanwhile, back on page 6]

Here is a Devil Man damned usernote

Devil Man damned usernotes are extremely rare and sell for many thousands of dollars on eBay

Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

But you were so brash about it.

Where is the love?

Of course I shall forgive you! I'm not a violent Scotswoman! A bonnie lass such as I shouldnae get mad at people!

How I am feeling right now is how Jesus must have felt 2000 years ago.

Very humbled :aimblush:

Originally Posted by Devil Man, every-damned-where-except-in-my-usernotes

Devil Man is is in Love With You!

You seem to say this to everyone in their usernotes, no matter who it is. The only person who has been excluded is ME!

And I don't want to be loved in the gross way. I need love as a God. The people who give me love ensure their lives and make sure to avoid heathen practices.

If there isn't enough love, I get angry. And when I get angry, I take it out on heathens. And when I take it out on heathens, I smite them. And when I smite them, sometimes they don't survive. And when they don't survive, they get a nice funeral, or get cremated, or, in some uncivilized areas, they get thrown into an unadorned pit. And when they get a nice funeral, or get cremated, or, in some uncivilized areas, they get thrown into an unadorned pit, people mourn (unless the person was really terribly evil). And when people mourn (unless the person was really terribly evil), the ripples of unhappy people affect many lives negatively.

You don't want that to happen, do you?

What praise!

The most charismathic poster to ever step foot on my computer screen that´s what you are!