I Am Stoner
is holding an ORB

News freak me out.

No freaking news is bad freaking news.

I used to work for freakingnews.com until I realize their news isn't freaking enough.

OMG!!!! We need to get out the buger-a-tron to zap all the burgers and make them into nice cuddely white fluffy teddy bears so we can dance in the shining medows with them. Ok, now is a good time to give up them goddamn 'shrooms. xD

I heard burgers are planing for a revenge against us for eating them.

Nah man, its the fishmen that watch me. Ready the defence forces and rally the troups of the Stoner Turtles. As the leader of the Stoner Turtle Freedom Army, I declare war on the evil bastard goldfish! TO THE FIGHT MY STONER TURTLE FRIENDS!! ATTACK!!! *Cough* I mean err.... umm.... Burgers are good and tasty, eat them wisely.

Watching people bathing?

Its the goldfish man, they are always watching. ALWAYS WATCHING!!!!

Drugs are bad. M'kay.

Bad influence! Bad I am Stoner! that will cost u another sausace!