I Am Stoner
is holding an ORB

Your usernotes have been kinda empty! Pitty that eoffers can't share images through usernotes ;____;

I have a new song to show you! I didnt write it but it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute It's from Dream Theater!

Yay! I can't wait to see you again!

I'm wayyyyyy better than you
Btw my teacher wants me to present a dialog from my short-story next friday! He says he's really curious about it

I loveth thee too!

Sweet corn nuggets! Wherefore didn't thou telleth me I hadeth garlic in my teeth?! I asked thee 5 times this morning after I brushed! Thou dost lie!

You're gonna get all the good lines. That and

Steaming mass of fecal matter! What's that in the sky?!

The beauty of user notes is that they don't have to obey any rules. I can just Oskar Backlund was born in Sweden and educated at the University of Uppsala. He spent his entire career in the Russian empire, at the Dorpat (now Tartu, Estonia) Observatory, Pulkovo Observatory, and the Imperial Academy of Sciences in Petrograd. He was director of Russia’s national observatory at Pulkovo from 1895 to 1916. Most of his research was devoted to attempting to compute the difficult orbit of Comet Encke move onto a different topic without warning and get away with it.

I miss you. I want you. I need you. Oh baby oh baby!

I GOT MY TEAL DRAGON KIMONO TODAY! It zips up in the back WTF. Kimonos aren't supposed to zip! That's also kind of big on me. If that website thinks it's "quite small" I'd love to know how small they think my body is. I should have ordered a child size kimono.

Also, I hate cleaning and someone else MIGHT interview me sometime this week. I had a phone interview today... strange... apparently all the coffee places want me. I should apply at Starbucks.

This is too long to be a usernote but I don't care.

You did too leave me! You went back to England! You're not even online! You're... sleeping.

I LOVES YOU!

I loves you more!
But WHERE are you?

you left me

Cuddle beer?

Whoops, my mistake. Sorry about the mix-up.

they didn't. The monkeys were framed. poor monkeys. STOP BLAMING THEM JUST BECAUSE.... they're cute and throw their poo!

PS. I love you too cuddle bear!