Araciel
makes it all look easy
Ogre

Well you should be able to...If not, then man, I just don't know about you, sir...

Feel proud, Lexi. You made a damn good usernote earlier. Nothing wrong with that. But the battle is still mine. And if you disagree I'll use my special ops against you after we get married. I would divorce you and get as much money outta ya as I could but I'm no gold digger.

As for the pregnancy. That's my baby, too! Screw pro-choice. You're not getting an abortion at the clinic or from my steel-toed boot! Sorry, you'll be stuck for the 9 months. No post-partum depression, either.

Well, I am fairly irresistible. Sometimes even I have a hard time keeping my hands to myself.

As for the pregnancy issue... lmfao. Sorry, all I can say. You got me with that one. I have no more wits. You pwned me. Fair and square. I could say " But then you could get me for spousal abuse" but somehow that just ain't funny enough. So, kudos to Lexi for the most brilliantly hilarious response on the planet.

Shakespeare would say that this is very pregnant.

Eh, damn, this could get messy. See, what if we actually end up fallin for eachother? Then what?


.....what if you get pregnant?

Until you get tired of being left at home while I go into guerrilla warfare with my spec ops unit.

Nope. No promise. That's a guarantee.

I'll give you something to clap about.

Smack that out on the floor?

And jiggle on command if you so desire. Kind of like the Clap-On lights. Clap-on. Jiggle. Clap-off. No jiggle. Anything's possible. You could grow bigger thighs. Cuz it's all your imagination, right?